I wanted to write the best country song ever. Here it is.
Wanda Lu have you been drinkin again? Think it's time we all get back into livin. Gonna have all new fun times this spring. Because life is so hard for me now.
I told ya once and I told ya twice, let my lady live a little roll the dice. Soldier boy's in their Wrangler Jeans yodel at my lady while she dance with me. Easin all the pain in our dancin shoe's everybody there wants to dance with you. Mosey down what else ya gonna do Wanda Loooou!